this is, no exaggeration, the scariest thing ive seen in my fucking life
THIS JUST GOT 100x WORSE
so this is an older mod but as soon as I saw this on my dash I immediately ran to install it and OH DEAR GOD
I figured you were supposed to go to the playground in Concord to find Jangles? but no: Jangles comes to find you, wherever you are. You just sort of randomly turn around and there’s Jangles, idling behind you like a monkey-shaped harbinger of the apocalypse.
You can’t command Jangles, but you can reverse pickpocket weapons and ammo into Jangles’ inventory. This makes Jangles mad. Then Jangles will try to punch you to death.
this is hands down the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me in Fallout
if you kill Jangles–and Jangles is leveled to you! this is not an easy fight!–IF you manage to kill Jangles, you can loot a Jangles Outfit from the corpse.
and then YOU can become Jangles and haunt everyone’s nightmares forever
fucking HILARIOUS that filavandrel clearly resents the fuck out of jaskier for betraying their trust like that even after all those years meanwhile the same bitch is out there being a key member of the resistance and helping elves reach safety under the guise of the sandpiper- like, can you Imagine what could happen if they meet up face to face. Dara and other elves on one side thanking him for his efforts and work and Filavandrel on the other side ready to bring the lute down over his head. Spectacular. The duality of man.
Losing my mind whenever I think about Burn Butcher Burn canonically being a breakup song that “came from a broken heart” because like….. Almost all the songs in the “post-heartbreak/post-breakup venting” category have more or less the same formula, you know, in which a significant amount of “how could I have been so stupid” is pretty much a prerequisite. Like…. No matter how the breakup/heartbreak happened, the song needs an opening that goes like “I can’t believe I fell in love with someone who would do this to me, this is so embarrassing/stupid on my part”
and then there was Jaskier. Who didn’t waste so much as a breath on the self-loathing theatrics, and just went RIGHT in like “I WANT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DEAD! NOW SING IT WITH ME–” it’s just. SUCH an in-character move, and it was incredible. A complete game changer. NO one is doing it like him
